i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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