I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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