I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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