yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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