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with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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