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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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