Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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