Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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