Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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