Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
