I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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