I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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