i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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