god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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