I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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