why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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