all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
