yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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