ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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