dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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