I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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