I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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