we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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