And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
17 year olds will be the death of me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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