Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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