the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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