just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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