so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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