Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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