I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.