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  i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day

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• (210): View more from Texas

  "Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.

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• (516): View more from New York

  you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out

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• (916): View more from California

  Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  whats our policy on dating high schoolers?

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  we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.

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