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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  she is the kim kardashian of front butts

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...

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• (518): View more from New York

  hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."

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  Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.

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  I'm dying.

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• (310): View more from California

  Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.

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