yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet