i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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