my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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