I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I want to make a zoo with you.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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