You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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