Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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