Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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