You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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