It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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