I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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