Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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