You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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