dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday