margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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