But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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