Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.