scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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