Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
This is the high leading the old right now
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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