well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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