I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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