i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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