Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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