Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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