Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You have to summon your inner elephant
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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